Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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