Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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