Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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