YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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