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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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