how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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