I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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