mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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