Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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