Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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