well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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