WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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