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Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You pole danced in your parka.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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