problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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