Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
