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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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