Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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