loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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