I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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