i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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