Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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