VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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