Barsexuality is the new black.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
