Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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