Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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