Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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