did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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