Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
