But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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