how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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