You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
