so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
