And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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