Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Quick, to the slutcave!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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