There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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