Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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