at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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