Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
do nipples grow back?
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