it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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