actually, I'm a sock model
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He kissed a someone with a penis
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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