is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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