That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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