go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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