help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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