is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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