Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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