Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize