You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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