Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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