People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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