I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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