Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize